- Me: So Zayn, Liam, Niall, Harry and Louis.. Any of you want an Aussie kiss? It's like a french kiss but.. Down Under...
- Liam:
- Niall:
- Zayn:
- Louis:
- Harry:
- Dog:
- Kevin Rudd:
- Next Door Neighbor:
- Elephant:
- Mum:
- Alien:
- Me: WHAT WHO SAID THAT!?
There are 6,997,783,961 people in the world. Only 5 get to marry a member of One Direction. May the odds be ever in your favor……..


